This is going to be my main writing-organizer-thingy. Like a library of my works. My journal is so fucking unorganized, so here is my master fic list (thought of the name!). Some fics (only 2 or 3, I think) are friends only for 'adult content,' so if you want to read them just let me know and I'll probably add you right away :D

And, it's also gonna have my surveys and personal shit that I have at the bottom.

Table under the ( cut )

So, I've decided that I don't write enough and this is supposed to get me out of that funk. I am going to write one fic a day, for a hundred and five days obviously, with a minimum of 100 words. I took creative writing last year and when my teacher would give me a prompt and I didn't want to write, it would make me want to write and I ended up writing some shit that I'm really proud of. So I'm going to force myself to write. Every ten prompts, I'll post in one big on at mychemicalslash. I'm not sure how the posting is gonna work. Because that'll be 10 posts. That's pretty hardcore. I'll figure that out tomorrow. When I start the prompts.

Edit: It was decided that I'll post in groups of 5 on mychemicalslash. When I get the effort to do so (all will be posted there eventually).

Oh! And I got the prompt table from fanfic100, but I changed a shit load of it because I didn't like a lot of the prompts. A lot of them went like this "square-circle-triangle-shapes" and I'm not going to want to write about shapes for a bagillion days in a row. So I changed it. Yeah :D

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Slightly obsessed with the Duggars. For those who don't know, there are a family with 18 kids. All naturally born and no mixed families. The mother is just amazing enough to pop out 18 kids. They are all so happy all of the time, and are all mad smart. They are also super religions, which works for them I guess but I'm not into religion (I'm a creative atheist). I dunno, they are just amazing. I have two brothers and I always want to hit them but these kids has 17 siblings and they are all so happy all the time.

Oh, and I'm in love with House. I've only seen about eight episodes bit he's hilarious!

And I got a comment about my prompt table and if I was going to do another one, and the answer is yes. I play on doing a prompt table of about 60-70 prompts this summer for the time in-between graduation and the beginning of college. It'll have all of the MCR pairings and probably a couple of glee fics too. Puck/Kurt of course (I had a dream that I was kurt the other day and I was dating/kissing/being held by Puck. It was lovely :] Though I don't want to be a guy, or a gay man).

Also: I went past 1000 messages today :] I delete all of the messages from LJ so these are all comments and personal messages. Thank you everyone who comments on all of my stuff and who messages me. You all keep me happy and loved and I am so grateful to have all of my LJ friends, many of whom have become dear friends to me. Thank you again, I <3 you all :D

That I don't get why this dress is selling for $63 when I bought that same dress in the 9th grade (almost four years ago) on the clearance rack at Forever 21 for about $12. It isn't mod or anything fabulous (well, I love it but you know what I mean!) so I have no clue why it is being sold at such a high price. People suck, man.

Oh, and that English class I've been bitching about since the summer? Yeah, I got a 90 on the final :D I'm so freakin excited. I have an 84 in the class now, but it's an AP course so that's kinda like a 94 in a regular class. So woot!

What's going on with you guys? Lots of fabulous stuff I hope :]

Title: Frankie Wants Some Entertainment
Author: andimparalyzed
Pairing: Bob/Frank
Rating: PG
POV: 3rd person, Bob
Summary: Frank has found his true love (well besides Bob, of course), and his name is Adam Lambert.
Author Notes: Written for stealenoughtime, because she loves Adam Lambert. Hope you like this, lovely :]
Warnings: None.
( Preferably with Bob )

Title: Bob and Snookums
Author: andimparalyzed
Pairing: Bob/Frank
Rating: PG
POV: 3rd person
Summary: Frank decides that Bob has had enough time with his cat.
Author Notes: A fluffy bit written for yekith. Hope that you like it deary :]
Warnings: None
( Here Kitty Kitty )

Title: All Of This Bullshit.
Author: andimparalyzed
Pairing: Frank/Gerard, Gerard/Lindsey (pre-Bandit)
Rating: PG
POV: 3rd person, Frank
Summary: Frank is so sick of being tossed aside. He doesn't want to be first, he just wants to hang out with his best friend.
Author Notes: Second fic of the day, two more to go. This wasn't written for anyone so don't worry, I still have two more fluffy Frobs to get out. Just felt like writing some angst. Having a guy bestfriend who has a girlfriend sucks. Especially when he won't answer my texts because he's with her, but answers all of hers when he's with me. Its fucking stupid. </rant> And cut text is from Moulin Rouge.
Warnings: Swears. And angst (just don't want to ruin anyone's good mood).
( I've Paid My Whore. )

Title:The Real Reason Brian Left the Music Biz
Author: andimparalyzed
Pairing: Bob/Frank
Rating: R or NC17. Depends how big of a prude one is.
POV: 3rd person
Summary: Brian walks in on Bob and Frank having sexy time.
Author Notes: This is written for killendaali because she requested a fic with Brian in it. Hope that you like it :]
Warnings: Swearing, sexy time. All that fun shiznit.
( OMG, WTF?! )

Why is it that this is a writing journal but I can't stop posting blogs? Haha, you guys must be getting sick of it. I only like posting these because I get to talk to you all :] I have a three day weekend coming up though with no homework (finals are tomorrow, which means the term is over which means goodbye AP English!!) so I'll put up a fic on Saturday. Any suggestions of pairings or plot keyword thingies? If so, leave a comment and I'll write ya up one :] You guys are way overdue on one-shots.

I'm still not 18, which means I still can't read 'adult' journals. FML. All of the good puck/kurt fics are on adult only journals. It's killing me, smalls. And I've decided that I will never be able to write a puck/kurt fic. I just can't do it. Puck's character is just so strange and manly that I can't get a grasp on him (although I bet kurt could ;D). Kurt is just like my Frank so it wouldn't be that different. And Finn is definitely my favorite character on the show. I just rewatched the whole reason with my best friend, Robyn, the other day so the whole reason is fresh in my memory. Oh! And I bought the first glee soundtrack and half of the best songs from the first half weren't on it! Confessions/It's My Life, Last Name, Sweet Caroline, and Papa Don't Preach (Okay, maybe that belongs on the second disc but still! I want it!). It pissed me off.

Oh! And I picked out my new glasses today! I am so freakin excited. I broke my old ones back in November but not bad enough for me to get them fixed so they've been crooked. But now I have new ones. Just picture these glasses on this face. I am going to look like one cool old dude! Haha, just kidding. But it's going to be pretty kickass. I should get them in sometime next week. Hooray!

I have Halo/Walking on Sunshine stuck in my head from glee. I don't like that song. Gah!

I feel as though I have something else to share with you people. Hmmmm. I have decided that I hate it when people say 'that entry is too long, put a cut on it because it's raping my f-list'. Um, who gives a shit? Just scroll down a bit more, it's not that big of a problem. I also hate it when 4 people comment on one entry saying that the html is off. I think that the person got that there is a problem with the first comment and just hasn't/doesn't know how to fix it yet. People suck. Instead of just bitching, help the person out and tell them how to fix the problem.

My knees have been feeling funny lately. I don't think that I'm getting enough protein or iron or something like that. When I first starting dapping into being a vegetarian, after 3 months of it I would have to stop because my limbs would ache and I'd get dizzy. This time around, I've been eating a lot of MorningStar and taking more vitamins, eating lots of veggies, etc, and I haven't had this problem. I've been veggie now for about a year and my knees have just recently started killing me. Ouch, Charlie. I've starting eating peanuts everyday and that's started to make me feel better ("Anybody want a peanut?!" Kudos to who ever guesses what that's from, and a fic - not that I wouldn't write you one anyway).

So yeah. I'm done with my little rant. A new fic/fics will be up on Friday (tomorrow) and Saturday, so keep watching that f-list that I'll be raping my not using cuts :] Kidding, I always used cuts even before I knew about a f-list . . . which was about a week ago. Now I'm obsessed with it!

PS: Look at my mood pic!!! I love that scene from ATU :D

I am so sick of this whole 'mature content' thing on lj. I can't read journals even when the post I want to read is complete fluff because there's porn somewhere in the journal! It's so bullshit. I mean, of course I have another account so that I can read 'mature content' but it still makes me so mad! They better let me read 18+ stuff in April (my b-day is april 9, just like gerard's) or I'm gonna punch someone right in the cooch. Is anyone else frustrated with this situation?

Oh, and did you guys notice my new mood theme? It's pretty sexy! I didn't make it, of course, and found it on lj-moods (or something like that). It's an across the universe theme! I love ellen page but that mood theme wasn't my favorite or even close. This one has lots of jude in it and that makes me uber happy :D

Title: Too Good to Pass Up
Author: andimparalyzed
Pairing: Bob/Frank
Rating: PG
POV: 3rd person, Bob
Summary: Bob realizes that he wants to kiss Frank one day in the hall, and doesn’t care if he gets a patriotic wedgie for doing so.
Author Notes: A fic inspired by Glee and the social ladder in highschool. Hope that you guys like this :]
Warnings: Swears (but who cares about that, really?)
( Here I Am )

So, happy new years guys! This is gonna be a big year and I hope that everyone has a lovely one :]

My resolution for the new year: Punch everyone who uses those stupid internet acronyms (in real life and on the internet). I don't understand why it is so hard to type a two word phrase out. Don't be lazy internet, spell the word out. Does it bother anyone else when this happens? Lately it has been bothering me a lot.

Also, I have started going through my journal posts adding tags, because those are important. I have tags for genre, pairing, and whether they suck or not (haha). Should make going around my journal a lot easier. And everyone is a fan of that :D

And I have fallen in love with glee. Expect some glee slash at some point.

Title: Of Glitter and Broken Toaster Ovens
Author: andimparalyzed
Pairing: Frank/Gerard and implied Mikey/Bob
Rating: PG
POV: 3rd person
Summary: Christmas season in Gerard and Frank's house is difficult to say the least.
Author Notes: Written for stealenoughtime. I hope that you like it :] I'm not sure if I do and if you don't I'm sorry :[ I couldn't think today. Tomorrow's one will be better.
Warnings: None
( Wow, a click! )

How do you guys like my basass Spanish skills? Haha. I can't speak Spanish well at all. Well, maybe a little.

I don't know how the weather is where you guys are but we have been getting some snow lately. I even had my first snow-day of the year on Wednesday :D I hate shoveling but I love snow a lot so this is very lovely. I don't like driving in it though.

You want to know what sucks though? My macbook, Dante, cord just randomly died. It was working fine and then mid-charge the light just went out. And the den computer died too. Fucking peachy. I have to use my mum's laptop now (she never uses it) and it sucks. My dad ordered the cord forever ago but it still hasn't come it. My wall-e watch finally came in but not my cord. And that makes me sad. Dante is just jealous because I have been hanging out with more people lately and not using him as much. He is such a drama queen.

Hope that you guys are having a lovely week :] I hope to write more during winter break so expect some new shiz around x-mas.

I saw a guy at the grocery store and he looked exactly like Bob Bryar - it was amazing. I mean, I'm sure that he isn't in some hick town in Massachusetts but it was still awesome. Bob Bryar has a twin out there and he lives in my town! Unless it was a Bob clone and not really a twin. Conspiracy theory!

Also, I am seventeen years old. And I went to the grocery store and while I was waiting for my mum to get her hotdogs from the deli, one of the workers came up to me and said, "Would you like a piece of cheese, hun?" I still get asked for cheese. I wear shit loads of makeup but I am still called little girl. By the way, the cheese was delicious :D

Edit: I went back to the grocery store to return a movie and the guy was still there. He had gauged ears. Does Bob still have them? Is it massively creepy that I stared at this guy for about half a minute? Yes, I think so. He was pretty tall too. Can anyone tell me where Bob Bryar is? Haha.

Title: And I Don’t Even Know You
Author: andimparalyzed
Pairing: Gerard/Frank
Rating: PG13
POV: 3rd person, Gerard
Summary: Gerard walks past a man on the sidewalk who he feels such a strong connection with. And then he’s saying ‘bye’.
Author Notes: New oneshot (that’s not from my prompt table). Hope that you guys like it. Lyrics (title and inside oneshot) as from Nineteen by Tegan and Sara.
Warnings: Implied death.
( And Now We’re Saying Bye )

Goodness, I miss talking to you guys. I <3 you all so much. Almost motivates me to write something. If only I weren't too lazy, haha. I still need to motivate myself to write my college essay. I think that I'm going to write about the first time I realized that the bands I idolize are actually made up of human beings and not just crazy figments of my imagination that exist on youtube and magazine covers. I think that everyone has that moment. I had mine at my second The Used concert with Jepha. He doesn't know it though XD Or maybe I'll write about something else. I don't know. Any suggestions from people already in college?

Oh! And I thought that I'd let you guys, mainly stealenoughtime that I saw Where The Wild Things Are. [there may be spoilers in this paragraph, so if you don't want to know what happens just skip ahead to the next one] I was so disappointed with this movie. I went into it thinking that it was going to be amazing and full of magic and fluff and it wasn't. Admittedly, I did get really close to crying (and my best friend, Travis, did too. Cause he's a pansy) but that doesn't mean shit. The whole part with the wild things was filled with anger and fighting; I felt like I was in a house with a bunch of divorced couples. It was for shiz not a kids movie. Max almost got eaten and kicked the shit out of twice. It was ridiculous. The movie was mad heavy for kids. And for me too. I mean, there were moments of the movie that I adored (I'll eat you up I love you so :D :D :D ) but for the main part, it was disappointing for me. I understand that a movie can't be filled with gumdrops and fluff (though Up got pretty damn close) but still. I wanted a feel good movie and left feeling disappointed.

If any of you guys have seen the movie, let me know your thoughts on it. Oh! And I saw this on youtube the other day and thought that you guys might like it. I wish that I could make a costume like this but alas, my Halloween costume is already done. I'm a wall (specifically a picture on a wall) for Halloween. Here's a picture of it taken on my cellphone. Wow, this is a pretty link heavy post. Sorry about that.

Have any of you guys read Questionable Content? Its the best online comic ever. And the only one that I've read (my dad got me hooked - its the only thing we agree upon) I've been thinking about changing my mood theme from ellen to that. Dunno.

Okay, I am done rambling. Hope that you guys are all doing well and that your halloween is kickass.

There is snow accumulating outside right now. It is october and I'm in Massachusetts. Not Canada or Alaska or some other uber cold, snowy place. This should not be happening. It is too soon. I love snow but not in the middle of October. What's gonna happen for halloween? I need to go trick-or-treating! Its my last year before college and I'm going to be trick-or-treating in snow. This is freaking ridiculous. Is it snowing where you guys are?

Title: Wait
Author: andimparalyzed
Pairing: Bob/Frank
Rating: PG
POV: 3rd person
Summary: ‘Wait!” cried Frank.
Author Notes: Prompt 105 out of 105. We did it, guys! All done! I am going to make a proper post tomorrow about how awesome everyone is and shit (maybe talk about what’s going down in the future as far as fics go). I hope that you guys like this last fic and that you have had a good time reading all of the other ones :]
Warnings: None.
( Last Click for a Prompt )

Title: Fruit.
Author: andimparalyzed
Pairing: Bob/Frank
Rating: PG
POV: 3rd person, Bob
Summary: Bob thinks that fruit makes everything better.
Author Notes: Prompt 104 out of 100. There’s still one prompt left that you guys can give me the prompt/pairing/inspiration for. And then it’ll be all over :[ Anywho, hope that you guys like this.
Warnings: None.
( You’re looking a bit fruity. )